I’m really interested in hearing about your favourite TOWIE moment
I’m really interested in hearing about how much you hate your manager
I’m really interested in hearing about your unique reasons
Of why the latest American Hollywood series is ‘tops’
I didn’t think you’ve heard off any activities to get your heart burning
I didn’t think you’ve heard off any song to evoke a feeling inside
I didn’t think you’ve heard off anything to catch your interests
Outside of reality show tidbits to fill the silence at the water cooler
Of course you look lovely tonight
Of course you look pretty tonight
Of course you look gorgeous tonight
Cos’ you all look so similar
What do I think of your personality?
What do I think of your personality?
What do I think of your personality?
I can’t say I spotted one
Sulking all on your own
Leaning by your skull
On the promotional material
For NVQ 1 graduates in Albeton live
Seeing all the chickens in this coop
Clucking the same old meme’s
Bragging about taking the same old drugs
But look at them leaning on each others chests
Yeah, must be nice…
There’s no point in fighting fate
In fighting the inevitable
There’s no migrating with the herd
No integrating with the school
And if you could take back
A pretty young thing back to your pad
Would it be worth the taxi fare
If conversation dies after you offer a cup of tea
The next morning
*For National Poetry Month – 3/30*
Domestic Poetry 