I’m having the weirdest self imposed dilemma right now, I had a great plan worked out for tonight, I thought maybe when I get home I’m gonna so some exercises, living pretty unhealthy atm and it’ll be good to get some in maybe help improve my mood it’s all good shit
Then on the bloody way home I get some little 14 year old Grime-loving shits give me lip on the way home saying like “Ahhh fucking look at him he’s got tits” and of course as any British man would, I invited him to suck on said tits and flicked him the V’s
But now it’s like well shit if I do exercises now I’ll be playing right into there hands, or maybe it’s reverse psychology where changing my plan at all is playing into there hands, WHICH IS IT? HOW DO I ESCAPE THE TRAP? So I looked up exercise and i’m gonna do them all except any that helps lose fat around the chest area, THAT’LL SHOW THEM. It won’t show them, I’ve spent way to long thinking about this
Domestic Poetry 